I’m more motivated to strike a ‘cute’ pose when the camera comes out.
Lots of cooing and bubbly talk ensues, and ultimately a snack is proffered.

Each moring,the path leading to the garden is filled with spider webs, designed to attract food.
I’m trying out my own version of this concept.

Salmon flavored snacks after a plate of tuna.

You are getting sleepy, very sleepy, you are going to the kitchen, you are reaching for a can of tuna, you are opening it with a can opener, you are dumping the entire contents onto a plate and putting it on the floor...

Dude. i just passed out in the hall today after eating a big bowl of chicken nuggets, then started up the steps for a nap on the bed and - WHAM- I was out cold.

Independence day! harrumph! It’s a war zone out there. Those idiots would love to toss a bomb at a cat, and its impossible to sleep, even indoors.