Help!

The tilt of the head is designed to look cute, and provoke saccharine comments, which ultimately lead to a larger dinner portion.

Each moring,the path leading to the garden is filled with spider webs, designed to attract food.
I’m trying out my own version of this concept.

1. Cats wag their tails when experiencing internal conflict. For instance, when dinner is too small.
2. A domestic cat can sprint 31 mile an hour. Theoretically of course. Never done it myself.
3. Cats are not mentioned in the Bible. Off the hook!
4, Famous cat haters: Napoleon, Eisenhower, Hitler. Wasammater Ike?
5. Cats step with both left legs, then both right legs - camels and giraffes are the only other animals that do this.

Humans pop out of bed after a mere 8 hours of sleep. We cats go for the full 16 hours of sleep each day.

My giant water bottle just got out of bed.

This catnip filled banana is my favorite toy - easy to manipulate, soft, and messes with yo mind!

Relax those hamstrings...and...hold that pose.

Since getting kicked out of the house -semi permanently-we’ve been thrown a little basket on the portch and told to fend for ourselves in the rain.

I spotted a small mouse in the house the other day. Let all creatures large and small be warned that the are directly competing with me for food.

Fur on every square inch of your body can result in additional cleaning requirements. Humans should try this sometime.

Quick leg thrust to the right and the flea is mine!

This couch wasn’t designed for cats. It needs small armrests spaced 18 inches apart.

i’m in with a cold today.

I can’t tell the ground from the driveway today. I may have to go ‘doggie style’ today.